Oh, the Places Antoine's Shimmy Will Go!

Unfortunately, Anthony and I can't take credit for the hilarity that follows. On Friday night, I randomly came across a thread on the InsideHoops.com message board that had me laughing harder than I have in quite some time. Rather than just providing you guys with the link, I sorted through the thread and posted the best of the best down below-- you'll know exactly what I mean in a bit. Major props to the message board geniuses who deserve a fucking gold medal for their work-- Yinka Dare, Reppy, Loot, and Elementally School. Ant and I will be back with the 'Funniest Things in the NBA Part 2' tomorrow. We'll come back to reality later this week.

To quote E Willems, the man who started the thread, "I meant to get a shimmy pic of Antoine, but all I could find was a picture of him making fun of retarded people."

Ah, nothing quite like Beethoven's Symphony No. 8 conducted by Employee No. 8.

It's close to crunch time
and Antoine Walker's lurking beyond the arc
Under the spotlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But Walker takes the shot before you make it
You start to freeze
As the airball hits you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is Antoine
Antoine's night
And no one's gonna stop him
From the brick about to strike
You know it's Antoine
Antoine's night
He's looking for his shot
Outside for 3 points
Antoine, yeah

Oh Antoine, behave!

Who's going to fire more misses? The storm troopers or Antoine?

"You're not in Boston anymore, Antoine."
"Whatever Dorothy, I got heart no matter where I go. But these elbows need some oil so I can hoist up more 3s!"

Where will that crazy Antoine end up next?

Antoine at the circus-- why the tiger and hula hoop? Just show game tapes of him blowing 4 on 1's during the Indiana series.

Not sure what label it is, but it sure as hell can't be blue.