Monday, August 29, 2005

Oh, the Places Antoine's Shimmy Will Go!

Unfortunately, Anthony and I can't take credit for the hilarity that follows. On Friday night, I randomly came across a thread on the InsideHoops.com message board that had me laughing harder than I have in quite some time. Rather than just providing you guys with the link, I sorted through the thread and posted the best of the best down below-- you'll know exactly what I mean in a bit. Major props to the message board geniuses who deserve a fucking gold medal for their work-- Yinka Dare, Reppy, Loot, and Elementally School. Ant and I will be back with the 'Funniest Things in the NBA Part 2' tomorrow. We'll come back to reality later this week.


To quote E Willems, the man who started the thread, "I meant to get a shimmy pic of Antoine, but all I could find was a picture of him making fun of retarded people."


Ah, nothing quite like Beethoven's Symphony No. 8 conducted by Employee No. 8.


It's close to crunch time
and Antoine Walker's lurking beyond the arc
Under the spotlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But Walker takes the shot before you make it
You start to freeze
As the airball hits you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is Antoine
Antoine's night
And no one's gonna stop him
From the brick about to strike
You know it's Antoine
Antoine's night
He's looking for his shot
Outside for 3 points
Antoine, yeah










Oh Antoine, behave!


Who's going to fire more misses? The storm troopers or Antoine?


"You're not in Boston anymore, Antoine."
"Whatever Dorothy, I got heart no matter where I go. But these elbows need some oil so I can hoist up more 3s!"





Where will that crazy Antoine end up next?


Antoine at the circus-- why the tiger and hula hoop? Just show game tapes of him blowing 4 on 1's during the Indiana series.


Not sure what label it is, but it sure as hell can't be blue.


28 Comments:

At 10:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stan Van Gundy salutes you for your "wonderful world of antoine". I really wish walker was being coached by someone like Bobby Knight. Alas, we are stuck with watching him shoot balls from half court in the middle of the first quarter, and thereby destroy Miami.

 
At 12:04 AM, Blogger Samone said...

That just made my day.

 
At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The second I read the "making fun of retarded people" and saw the picture I laughed OUT LOUD! Not too smooth since I'm at work!

Too funny guys!

 
At 2:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit, this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen.

 
At 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes fabulously made pictures, great work hahahahahaha

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger moneymaker said...

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious! You just made my day.

 
At 11:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knowing his bad freethrow shooting is nothing more than a bad case of nerves, Antoine hastried everything, even engaging in coition with a hippopotamus. But having seen Antoine visit the hippo, we all have to ask, "What will help him get over the hump?"

 
At 5:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you, THANK YOU!

 
At 9:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's hilarious some people still think there is racism in Boston. "Fans" should enjoy watching Antoine flop this year in Miami while Scalabrine lead us to #17.

 
At 11:45 AM, Anonymous afroninja said...

most hilarious thing i've read this week. but this whole week has been quality stuff. way to be paul and ant

 
At 4:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha..so many funny pictures.^^

 
At 12:09 PM, Anonymous Harry Minge said...

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At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

freakin hilarious...and i used to be an antoine fan. unbelievable

 
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At 11:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah man, i'm so happy you tell the truth to everybody. he's really a piece of shit.

 
At 10:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats the funniest thing I've in awhile...LMAO

Num2son

 
At 4:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!!! Nice pics. It made me laugh for about 10 minutes. So funny!!!

 
At 12:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this wouldn't be so funny wednesday night when the pissed'ons are elimenated. Hahahahahahahaha
poke fun at antwan if you like but rip the rat, chauncy the bigger rat, rasheed the patch rat, prince the albino rat and big "ben, the two of us we look no more" rat will all be staying in home in the sewers they call detroit.
no need to come back to miami to enjoy south beach!!!!
it over, you dumbass pissed'ons fans.

 
At 12:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaha

 
At 1:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to say to the fan who went on a rant about the pistons being eliminated and everything. grow up, this things a joke. meant for laughs, and your serious self ruined it. nobodies saying anything about any team. notice that the antoine photos are all from Boston? not Miami

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even as a Heat fan, I find this hilarious!!!

Funny Stuff!!!

 
At 7:27 AM, Anonymous farlane said...

You know what? I'm a Piston fan and I find this even funnier post-elimination.

The Heat faithful may enjoy learning about the mystical powers of Dewayne Wade's Shiny Ball.

 
At 2:08 AM, Blogger Jennifer said...

No matter who wins or loses, the 2006 NBA Finals gave us this post, which made it all worthwhile.

*coughGOMAVScough*

 
At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

could you make a gif image of walker wiggle from the nba finals where he made a 3 point play (not a 3) whre he end up on the floor then did the shimmy, that was freakin hilarious

 
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At 3:33 PM, Blogger Diana said...

Nine days before the start of the 2003-04 season, Antoine Walker was traded to the Dallas Mavericks. Walker was used in a relatively limited capacity on his new team due to the plethora of high-caliber players populating the Mavericks' roster. Included on that team was Antawn Jamison, newly acquired from the Golden State Warriors. On August 8, 2004 Walker and Tony Delk were traded to the Atlanta Hawks for Jason Terry, sportsbook, longtime Hawks member Alan Henderson and a draft pick. On February 24, 2005, Walker was traded back to the Celtics in a deal that sent Gary Payton, Tom Gugliotta, Michael Stewart, and a first-round draft pick to the Hawks (Payton was released by the Hawks and re-signed with Boston for the remainder of the season). http://www.enterbet.com

 
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