Saturday, December 24, 2005

NBA Lookalikes Part 2

A long, long time ago, Paul and I presented a piece that took 20 or so players and matched them up with their celebrity lookalikes. Needless to say, the fans loved it. Enjoy Part 2...


If Marcus Banks ever starts hanging out with Jose Canseco and Matt Lawton, he may end up looking exactly like...





...The Niners' SS Tony Parrish





No one ever thought we'd see another droopy-eyed Tracy McGrady, right?





WRONG! Introducing the Celtics' rookie PG Orien Greene





I never really made this comparison until stumbling across this Devean George picture. But when I found this, all I could think of was...






...Ice Cube's "It was a good day"




Not many people know who the Sixers' Michael Bradley is...





...But, most of us know Jim Caviezel from Mel Gibson's The Passion





We all have heard an infinite amount of Brian Scalabrine jokes. But I've never heard anyone make the comparison to...





...The Real World: Philadelphia's MJ





For some reason Chris Mihm always reminds me of...




...Cody Lambert from Step-by-Step





I could have chosen Troy Hudson to match-up with a lot of celebrities, but none fits better than...






...Mr. D.L Hughley





Andrew Bogut remains one of the few white players to rock the long hair-dos. And with the long shag he looks awfully reminiscent to a character we should all know very well...




...Baywatch's own, Hobbie Buchanon





Yet another Celtics here...Tony Allen is one lucky bastard is he gets half the women that...




...Polo model Tyson Beckford gets





Paul may have put this one up back in the day, but it's so damn funny it's worth seeing again. Too bad I hate Manu because I love his lookalike, our good friend from Perfect Strangers...





...Balki Bartokimus





Yes, I realize Calvin Booth is a very scary fellow, and so that's why I paired him up with another creature from back in the 80's...




...Harry from Harry and the Hendersons





We all know Matean Cleaves is a goof ball and so who better to resemble than...





...Waldo from Family Matters?



This one's for you Mark Blount, for all the times you turn the ball over and fail to rebound. I'm going to make the entire world see how similar you look to...




...Fozzy Bear

14 Comments:

At 5:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha, some funny stuff Anthony. I don't agree with all of them, but Calvin Booth and Harry? hahaha!
That's funny. Never thought of that before

 
At 6:00 PM, Blogger Will Shu said...

theres another site that does that toohttp://nbadraft.net/actorteam.asp

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Anthony Peretore said...

Yeah, they stole that idea from us

 
At 9:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ray allen looked alot like usher when he still had some hair.

 
At 10:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

channing frye and nick cannon

 
At 11:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not bad but these are better.

 
At 11:44 PM, Anonymous Curtis said...

Yeah right, man. Some of those are fucking ridiculous. Like how and why did you come up with them?! At least all of Ant and Paul's actually work, or come close to working.

 
At 2:38 AM, Anonymous afroninja said...

the waldo faldo one is the best one on there. all are classic.

 
At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Ben said...

Back in the day Paul used this Star Trek Pic w/ reggie miller:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/109/2376/1024/quark.jpg

I think it suit's Charlie Villanueva much better though. Seriosuly though, you are doing yourself a great diservice by not messing with Villanueva or Delonte West. These are some of the oddest looking fucks in the NBA. Villanueva closely resembles the Ferengi pic from Trek and you could use any pic from a herpes website for West. Peace.

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Anthony Peretore said...

Yeah, sorry I'm not a Treky bro. I'd rather being doing myself a diservice...

 
At 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

channing frye and the actor that plays the young chris rick on everybody hates chris

 
At 1:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you mean the young chris rock right?...so true!

 
At 5:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

david lee and seth from the oc scary shit man

 
At 6:29 PM, Blogger donvinci said...

I am laughing my ass off. But you all didnt hit the head on the nail with that guy Tony allen from the Celtics. This dude looks nothing like Tyson Beckford. But my cousin went to some event in Boston the Celtics had for Christmas and she saw him with a mixed cutie with a hoop (nice big booty). So I guess he may pull em in. Anywayz that dude Tyson is gay!!!! How can you not like P...U...S...S...Y MANNNNNNN!!

 

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