Wednesday, October 18, 2006

We're Baaaaaaaack!

The comeback story is back in full swing and The NBA Source is ready to join the likes of Shawn Kemp, Jay-Z and Screech Powers as we attempt to rekindle our glory days. Whether we succeed or fail miserably (see Shell, Art), at least we'll have fun wasting your time doing so.



To quote L.L. Cool J,

"I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off, blow your socks off, make sure your G spot's soft."

Whoops, wrong line...

"Don't call it a comeback. I been here for years. Rockin' my peers and puttin' suckas in fear. Makin' the tears rain down like a MON-soon. Listen to the bass go BOOM, Explosion!"

Okay, so maybe our comeback isn't so triumphant that we're putting "suckas in fear" and causing explosions, but at least to a select few people (four, maybe five?), this is kind of a big deal. People know us. We can't exactly prove it (don't pay attention to that poll question on the right since it means nothing. It's totally pointless. No seriously, don't even bother clicking on the results. Okay fine, just do it. But not because I told you to), but encourage you to just trust us.

There are going to be some changes to 'The NBA Source' this time around. For starters, this is not going to be an NBA-only site anymore. We haven't come to a decision as to whether we're going to change the domain name or not. The site will technically be called "Sports Source", but since "Sportssource.com" and "Sports-source.com" are both taken by those rat bastards who simply buy domains just to fuck hardworking people over, we'll stick with www.nbasource.com as our domain. Seriously, you couldn't find anything better to do with $10? Whenever you're stumped on what to do with a small chunk of money, just remember...there's always porn (charity works, too). Anyways, nbasource.com is sticking for now. Unless Ant finds a way to convince sportsdudes.com to let us buy them out. Go ahead, Ant. Do your "wurst".

So as I was saying, we're going to take a broader look at the sports world from now on...of course from our typically unique perspective. While the NBA will still be our main focus, expect frequent columns discussing the NFL, MLB, college football and basketball, and of course, tall bike jousting. Heck, Ant might even throw a random hockey article in there (I sure as hell won't) somewhere along the way.

We're also going to try to limit the length of our posts (try being the key word here) this time around, placing more of an emphasis on updating frequently throughout each day. We want to be your source for an angle on breaking sports news that you can't get anywhere else. Here's an example...

ESPN:

Penn State Might Be Forced to Start Third-String QB

Doctors haven't cleared starting QB Anthony Morelli for full contact practice.


NBA Source:

Penn State is Totally Fucked This Weekend

Starting QB Anthony Morelli and his backup both are likely out with concussions. Who cares? Penn State blows this year.


Our theory-- why beat around the bush? The beauty of blogging is that you can say exactly what you mean without any repercussions. That's what we did in the past and that's what we're going to continue to do here at The NBA Source. All that being said, we'll still bring you thoughtful analysis and critical commentary. While Ant and I may occasionally act like total idiots, we live and die with sports, and consider it our responsibility to share our passion with fellow afficionados. We welcome back any and all of our former readers and encourage you to spread the word about The NBA Source. This time, we're here to stay.

5 Comments:

At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Chris Clarke said...

I just got a tingle in my bottom

Glad you're BOTH back in full force.

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger Nat said...

Welcome Baaaaaaaaaack!!!
This just made my day so much better...

 
At 5:48 PM, Blogger Will Shu said...

Whoo hoo. Welcome back! I've been checking this place like once or twice a week hoping to see a post like this

 
At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Rowzus said...

WeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 9:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

welcome back!!

-long time reader

 

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